David McSavage Tickets

An unhelpful masterpiece for regaining personal power

Having lived a life of burning bridges and telling everyone in authority to fuck off, McSavage shares his insights into living life as an outsider

THE RULES:

1. When you’re young, fail at everything.

2. Ensure people around you think you’re shit.

3. Build up seething resentments towards these people for decades.

4. Drink a lot.

5. Use aforementioned resentments as motivation for creativity and drive.

6. Never become too successful.

You will own nothing, be poor and hated, but at least you’ll have integrity.